Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Kobe Booed, TNT Blows Coverage

A Smattering or a Chorus?

It's been twenty-six years since a Laker was booed during player introductions before a home game. We all knew Kobe was going to hear it last night, but we didn't expect TNT to drop the ball on us like they did. It's bad enough that we were deprived of local coverage because TNT had rights to the game, so we missed player intro's while they wrapped up coverage of the early game. Kevin Harlan reported that Bryant was received by a smattering of boos, while "Craig Sager and the Technicolor Dreamblazer" went with a chorus of boos. Which was it? A smattering or a chorus? I was riveted. I waited patiently for the kind folks at TNT to roll some tape during a break in the action so I could hear it for myself. I'm still waiting. Nice job TNT. Thanks for nothing. Luckily, I have a source who was at Staples Center for the season opener, and reported that about half of the capacity crowd jeered Kobe when he was introduced.


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Jose Offerman received an early Christmas present from a kind-hearted Superior Court Judge in Bridgeport, CT yesterday...two years probation. The two felony assault charges will be dropped provided he follows the terms of his probation. I'd love to see the actual terms of his probation on paper, just to see if the phrase "charge the mound" exists. Here's the full story.

People Bet On Tennis? Really?














Either I'm completely naive, or I just don't pay enough attention to my surroundings. I guess it's a little of both, which is why I learn something new every day. CBS Sportsline reported today that some French tennis player who you've never heard of, was offered cash to take a dive in a match you never even knew took place. Aurand Clement revealed that he was approached, and refused "without a fraction of a seconds hesitation" to bleaux a match. Check out the full story if you care about European tennis scandals. I'm still having a hard time wrapping my pea-brain around the concept of gambling on tennis. Has any human being ever gone to Vegas, got too loaded on a Saturday night, and missed the Sunday morning wake-up call to place bets on the big tennis match? Doubtful. But who am I to judge? I haven't hit an NFL parlay all year and my fantasy teams stink, (Drew Brees can rot in Hell) so what do I know? Suddenly, betting on tennis doesn't seem so ridiculous. So long as it's Wii Tennis, and the money is on yours truly. No joke. I'm a holy terror at that game. Undefeated...you don't want none of this.