Supinate The Wrist?

Professor Jaworski's Weekly Jewel

It looks like this is going to be a season-long feature, as Jaws delivered another gem last night during MNF. I certainly hope Jaworski isn't using all of his best material during the preseason, nah...he's too smart for that. Naturally, Jaws is at his best when he is commenting on the action(s) of a QB during a replay. Monday night was no exception. Early in the third-quarter, Joey Harrington had the Falcons just outside of the red zone as he hit a wide open Roddy White in the corner of the end zone with a beautiful pass--which White dropped. Here's what Jaworski had to say during the iso-cam replay of Harrington,

"See, right here...look at this--nice. Supinated the wrist Tony, as we like to say in the quarterback profession...laid it right in the bread basket."

"Soup-in-eight-ed" the wrist? I damn near busted a finger as I scrambled over to dictionary.com for the definition of supinate.

Vick Finds Jeebus

What a shock. Somebody gets in trouble, and *poof*...they find Jesus. Jesus, the all powerful crime cleanser! Look, I have no problem with religion and deities, I'm just tired of criminals telling us how they "found" Jesus in some lame attempt to be forgiven by the public, and garner leniency from the courts. How about this...find Jesus, and keep it to yourself. Seriously, Jesus probably doesn't want the rest of creation thinking that he and Vick are "boys" whether he forgave him or not, for...having...dogs...killed.

Along with the announcement of his new friendship with the son of God, Vick took some time out of his post-plea press conference to throw down some apologies. He apologized to Roger Goodell, Arthur Blank, his Falcons teammates, and of course...the kids. Yes, the kids. All of those fresh-faced wide-eyed dreamers who aspire to be a herpes-spreading, run first, pass second QB with no pocket presence, that has...dogs...killed.