Some people say that every cloud has a silver lining. Well "some" people are just plain stupid. Try living by that philosophy when a real tragedy happens upon you, or a loved one. But in the case of the Federal Government vs. Ron Mexico...silver linings out the arse baby! Yes, I feel bad for the dogs mainly because they were tortured and bred into a hellish existence of depravity, squalor, and blood lust. Just watching HBO's Real Sports investigative report of the dog fighting culture down south made me physically angrier than anything I've seen on television in my entire life, well except for that BS "tuck rule" abomination back in '02. Where was I? Oh yeah, the silver linings. First of all, these are Pit Bulls were talking about. A breed of dog that has absolutely no business being a domesticated pet...anywhere. People should have to go to a zoo to even view those hounds from hell, and no it's not the owner...it's the breed. Sadist rednecks just add a hair trigger to an already ferocious killing machine. Silver lining #2; a herpes spreading superstar athlete will be out of the "groupie banging" business for a while. Now all we need is for Derek Jeter to change his name to Tony Puertorico, and get brought up on gerbil fighting charges. Yeah I know, that was wrong...but it felt so right.Silver lining #3; all of the funny stuff on You Tube relating to this entire ordeal. Or so we thought. Don't even bother searching. It's the same 2 or 3 lame jokes, with crappy video or animation everywhere you look. Hurry back SNL! But there was one gem that stood out amidst a sea of unwatchable garbage. Ever wonder what it would sound like if Michael Vick responded to the world by rapping? Me neither. Thank God we have this. This is a cut from a rapper pretending to be Vick. The only thing that would make this better is if it really was Vick laying down the vocals. "Making it rain in the kennel" is the line that got me. The sad thing is, it wouldn't even shock me if it was really him. Whatever happened to simple crimes like double homicide, forcible rape, and defecating in someones laundry? Ahhh, the good old days.
This is NOT Michael Vick Rapping. Just Pretend It Is, Like I Do.
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For all shiat San Diego took for the Ryan Leaf fiasco....as of today..the best trade down move in NFL GM history belongs to the late great SD GM John "I'll eat that too" Butler.
Genius takes the pass on #1 pick Vick under heavy public pressure only to trade down to the #5 hole and pick up some modest RB from TCU and the savior of New Orleans Drew Brees. Also in the deal was good old Tim "white lightening" Dwight.
If he doesnt pull that deal San Diego is now Tiajuana's first NFL franchise playing in Edward James Olmos stadium....with Carlos Santana and Gloria Estefan playing the same flippin' half time songs they've played for the last 10 years. Nite Nite.
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